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"There's nothing to do!" You groaned, throwing out hands up in defeat. You sighed as you switched on the TV. No surprise, there were just reruns of shows you already watched a million times. You groaned again and slammed your face in a pillow. Your shiny Leafeon, Verde, jumped up to you and pressed her forehead against your hand, making you look up. She gestured to your phone. You picked up your device and saw that you got a text. You scrolled through your texts until you found the new one. You nearly choked on your spit when you saw that your crush, Diamond, texted you. You tapped at the text to read it. 'Hey (y/n), I'm super bored (and hun

"Hey, Silver, check out my new satchel!" "Satchel, my ass. That's a man purse." "Nope, satchel. Indiana Jones carried one." "Yes, but it wasn't the satchel that made him cool." "Ooh, you think Indiana Jones is cool?" "… Obviously. What kid didn't?" "His satchel was his defining trait. How could that not have made him cool?" "It was the whip, Gold. The whip was the awesome part." "You're kinky." "You pervert, I knew that's where your mind would go!" "Want me to buy a whip to go with it?" "No!" "Use it on you?" "NO!" "You like my man purse, then?" "… Yes." "Good, because I did buy a whip." "… Uh."

Dedicated to Marixrush (https://www.deviantart.com/marixrush) Today is the most special day. It is your....(drum roll) perv-day! (Cheers) and the best way to enjoy it is by pestering a certain pinkette. Walking down the streets of Konoha to the training grounds a sight of pink caught your attention and boy did it have your attention. Smirking pervertedly you walked up behind her and swiftly gave her breast a squeeze causing her to scream (you have that affect on girls) "Happy perv-day!" "(Y/n)!?" "Yes?" You say rubbing your forehead on her back and fondling her breast "Let go!" She growled "Your wish is my command" you let go of her breast "You know...for an a-cup you tur